We’re leaving Lake Moeraki today. I don’t know when (or even if) we’ll get to visit a Wilderness Lodge again. While we were at dinner last night I set my phone to capture a time lapse from just outside our room.
I’m very impressed with the camera on the LG G4, even if it was rubbish when trying to capture the glow-worms in the trees. (I say it was rubbish in full knowledge that it was likely me cocking it up somehow.)
Looks like yesterday was a good day to go penguin-spotting
Gerry asked for a couple of the photos we’d taken, so I set about taking them off SWMBO’s camera before we headed out. This took a little longer than it should have, but I was just grateful it was possible. Managing it required juggling my Android tablet, an on-the-go USB cable, a USB card reader, and the memory card from SWMBO’s camera. It’s a good thing I don’t travel tech-light!
Then it was time to set out on the drive to Queenstown.
We took it in turns driving. The weather wasn’t super.
And more rain
There were still some incredible views
Another wee panorama of an incredible view
The rain cleared up as the day went on, and the route from Lake Moeraki to Queenstown had some beautiful scenery.
And then some that wasn’t.
There are two routes from Lake Moeraki to Queenstown. You can take State Highway 6 the whole way, or you can follow State Highway 6 most of the way but take a shortcut at Wanaka. The shortcut would save us half an hour of driving, so we took it.
The problem wasn’t the high mountains around the road. The problem was the sudden drop-off on one side of the road. Sometimes there’d just be nothing visible there, and as you’d get closer you’d see ground, very, very far down with still no visible cliff-face.
I was, and I’m not exaggerating here, terrified.
I have no photos to show you what it was like, what with my hands being busy sweating profusely on the steering wheel. So I drove. Slowly. Very, very, very slowly at times. And I kept thinking of the quote ‘If you’re going through hell, keep going.’, whether or not Winston Churchill said it.
Eventually we got to the end of that road, and ended up in traffic heading into Queenstown. This was a novelty for us, since we’d seen very little traffic the whole time we’d been in New Zealand – even in cities.
The phone’s GPS got us to The Whistler, where we checked in with Enthusiastic Wayne and went to our room. (Enthusiastic Wayne is one of the folks who runs The Whistler and he really does have an infectious enthusiasm. I don’t know how he keeps it up!)
View of our room at The Whistler
We headed out to buy some groceries for breakfast tomorrow. SWMBO noticed… there were an awful lot of signs for physios around the place…
Queenstown seems to have a disproportionate number of physios and other health professionals…
Queenstown bills itself as The Adventure Capital Of The Southern Hemisphere, with a lot of activities for active people not like us. We took it as a worrying sign for all these activities that there were so many health professionals around the place. Must be good money in it here…
We wouldn’t be doing any of that stuff.
The path of the gondolas up the mountain
We headed out after that to see the centre of Queenstown and then get some dinner. SWMBO had investigated before coming here and had found out about Botswana Butchery. We went there and were lucky enough to get a table without needing a booking. It was a Wednesday evening but the place was quite busy. And the food was terrific. I had a delicious steak that was so big I couldn’t finish it. We chose a nice wine to go with the food but were careful not to accidentally order the £150-a-bottle wine that was one of their recommendations. (I’m sure it was very nice…)
Then another dander around Queenstown’s centre. We were looking for a nice pub that we hadn’t been in already, but could only find an Irish bar and we have a rule – never go in to an Irish bar on holiday. So we kept dandering and chanced upon The Winery.
Relaxing in The Winery
It’s a nice idea – no bar staff, automated serving mechanisms (robo-servers!) and a large selection of wines you can buy by the glass. They sold nibbles too, so we had some of them (it had been a while since The Steak by this stage). We finished off the evening with a New Zealand whiskey, which I didn’t even know existed!
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Told Gerry he had us all day today. He was up to the challenge!
9:00am - 12:30pm: Wilderness Seacoast Walk With Small River Crossings But No Steep Climbs - Hector's Dolphins, coastal cliffs, islands, waterfalls, driftwood, gemstones, fantastic photography and enjoy morning refreshments over a driftwood fire.
A splendid walk along a beautiful but rarely visited section of coast. We will discover rockpools, islands, coastal caves and driftwood and we will probably see Hector's dolphins, the world's smallest marine dolphin species. We drive 10km south from the Wilderness Lodge stopping at Knight's Point lookout along the way to view the rugged coastline. Our walk starts across a small stream amongst jungle-like coastal rainforest then continues to an isolated beach. Among the dunes is the rare pikao plant also known as "Tane's eyebrows"! We then follow the coast southwest searching for polished beach pebbles and wave-sculpted driftwood. We explore a cave that leads beneath basalt cliffs into a secret rainforest. There are mussel reefs, starfish, and sea anemones and keep a look out for Hector's dolphins which may be frolicking close in to shore. We enjoy refreshments at the Adiantum Creek waterfall with hanging gardens of endangered sand spurge. Finally we cross Ship Creek and while the guide gets the vehicle there is time to explore a floating kaikatea forest.
We headed out for a nice beach walk. To get to the beach we had to cross a couple of streams. Rather than risk getting boots wet, Gerry was kind enough to carry SWMBO across the streams.
Gerry did not carry me across the streams.
No, I had to take my boots off and walk through the streams, over the rocks, and then dry my feet and put my boots on. SWMBO seemed unsympathetic to my plight.
SWMBO got a piggyback. I didn’t.
I keep using the word ‘stunning’. I’ll have to try to diversify my vocabulary but really, the scenery often did leave me stunned. I was stunned I was walking through a verdant rainforest.
SWMBO and Gerry heading into the rainforest
Then, not long after, I was stunned by a driftwood sculpture someone had created on the beach – a beach that felt very different form the rainforest even though it was only a few minutes’ walk away.
We have no idea who put this driftwood sculpture together
We had the beach to ourselves – no dolphins, no other people, just me, SWMBO and Gerry.
We had the beach to ourselves
But what a beach it was. Such a variety of shapes, textures, rocks and creatures.
Life On The Rocks
We did see a seal though.
SWMBO and Gerry seal-spotting
The young seal was busy sunning itself on one of the rocks. Gerry encouraged SWMBO to go for a closer look.
The waves were coming right up to the rocks, so SWMBO had to count the waves and time it right so she could walk around the rocks to where the seal was sunbathing. Unfortunately, the counting and timing led to a small miscalculation on where SWMBO would be relative to the seal, so when she walked around the rocks she was much closer to the seal than she expected.
This shocked her.
This also shocked the seal.
I was lucky enough to just catch a glimpse of the expressions on both their faces as they realised they were both much closer to the other one than either was happy about.
It would be great if I had a picture of this but I don’t. You’ll just have to use your imagination. Picture a seal, mouth open, gasping in surprise at SWMBO. Now picture SWMBO, mouth open, gasping in surprise at the seal.
I thought this was hilarious.
The seal just thought ‘Cripes, I’m off’ and quickly made its way past SWMBO to the water. SWMBO stood there frozen and let it.
I was still laughing…
Rocks, cliffs and me
Rocks, cliffs and SWMBO
New Zealand has a very pretty coastline…
…with some dramatic scenery
Near the end of the beach walk, Gerry took us towards an area he particularly wanted to show us. He knew we were from Norn Iron so wanted to show us a geological feature of the beach – columnar basalt!
Perhaps the most famous basalt lava flow in the world is the Giant's Causeway on the northern coast of Ireland…
Well, it’s here too.
Not quite the Giant’s Causeway
It’s angled at about 45 degrees, but it’s the same hexagonal columns we get back home. I thought it was a fairly unique geological feature but it turns up in a bunch of places. And it’s here, just about as far away form the Giant’s Causeway as it’s possible to get on this planet.
Me, standing beside some hexagonal columnar basalt
Some of the geological features of the beach were fascinating and fun.
A spelunking SWMBO
Then it was back through a different part of the rainforest while Gerry went on his bike to fetch the minibus.
Just a few minutes from the dramatic coastline was the dramatic rainforest
It’s really hard to credit the variety of views and environments New Zealand provides. The dramatic beach was only a few minutes walk from the rainforest. And yesterday we were up a glacier surrounded by ice, an hour’s drive (and short helicopter flight) away.
…without a paddle
Then it was back to the lodge for a quick bite to eat and a change of boots to wellies, ready for:
2:00pm - 5:00pm: Robinson Crusoe Beach and Tawaki Penguin Discovery Walk
We drive a short distance south from the Lodge and walk a hidden trail beneath ancient rimu, silver beech and kahikatea trees to a magnificant wild beach where from June to December up to 30 pairs of Tawaki (Fiordland crested penguins) nest in the forest behind the beach. On our 15-minute walk to the beach the forest abounds in primeval tree ferns, kidney ferns, spleenworts, filmy ferns and many different kinds of mosses and lichens. As we approach the coast we traverse a tangled jungle of kiekie and supplejack vines before emerging onto a stunning white sandy beach where the shy endangered penguins can be seen waddling back and forth between the sea and their rainforest nests and negotiating the often pounding surf to enter or leave the sea. Note that the track to the beach crosses a small stream four times.
Penguins! We went off to try to spot some penguins!
There’s a beach that’s quite secluded that Gerry knows often has some penguins on it. It’s a public beach, but he’s naturally cautious about people publicising where it is. I have a couple of nice wide snaps of it but I’m not going to put them here in case some smart alecs track it down and decide to go penguin hunting.
We got to a nice spot and settled in to wait and see if penguins would appear. It wasn’t long before one walked up the beach to the rainforest and its nest.
Gerry and a penguin. Yes, there is a penguin in this photo. Honest.
It was lovely to just sit and watch penguins walk up the beach from the surf to the rainforest.
A penguin preens itself on the way home
They’re Fiordland Crested Penguins and they nest in the rainforest and hunt in the sea. We didn’t see many penguins, but occasionally one would come out of the surf and waddle up the beach to the rocks, stopping every so often to preen itself.
Waddle, waddle, waddle
It was lovely just sitting there quietly, watching penguins going about doing their penguin business not too far away.
A pair of penguins, just being penguins
The penguins were far enough away that we weren’t bothering them, but close enough that we could happily watch them without binoculars.
Apparently some guests from the lodge watch the penguins and say ‘Right, now we’ve seen them, let’s go to what’s next on the list.’ I could quite happily have sat there for hours. OK, we did sit there for hours. I mean I could have sat there for even more hours, all the while getting eaten alive by the sand flies.
5:00pm – 6:00pm: Freshwater ecology of the Lower Moeraki River and feed the Giant Eels
Fed by the lake, river and streams of the Upper Moeraki where the yearly rainfall is in excess of 5000mm (190 inches) the river by the Lodge is teeming with aquatic life. Join our nature guide on a short walk downstream to look for brown trout, freshwater shrimps, snails and other small freshwater fish and aquatic insects. We finish by feeding our friendly giant eels.
Back to the lodge and then out again, this time to feed the eels! It was only a short walk through the local rainforest (something I’m still not used to saying).
The colours of the local rainforest
At Lake Moeraki, this rainforest was just outside your door.
More jaw-dropping forest
We got to the steps down to the lake and Gerry brought the eel food to the water to try to attract the eels. The eel food was really just some meat, I think – just like using chum to attract sharks. The eels can detect the tiny amounts of blood in the water just the way sharks can, but they’re a lot friendlier to deal with.
Gerry feeds the eels
SWMBO says they feel a bit like monkfish.
SWMBO feeds the eels
Then it was time for dinner and a quiet night. A new guest arrived at the lodge specifically to go see the penguins (apparently this is common – the penguins seem to be quite a draw). The weather forecast for tomorrow isn’t looking as good as today was – he might be getting wet…
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On the other hand, today we’re going to the Wilderness Lodge at Lake Moeraki, so that shouldn’t be too bad! We’ve never been to Lake Moeraki before so I’m not too sure what to expect. All I really know about it is that Gerry and Anne run it and that sand flies can be a problem.
So the plan is to continue the TranzAlpine from Arthur’s Pass to Greymouth, pick up a hire car in Greymouth, and drive down to Lake Moeraki. It looks like a long drive, and the weather is still a bit grey.
A last look at the wonderful scenery from the Waimakariri river
Michael from the lodge, leaving us at the train station. He had to walk back through sleet.
The scenery on the train to Greymouth wasn’t as stunning as the scenery on the way to Arthur’s Pass, so I didn’t take many snaps. We did go through an 8 kilometre long tunnel which was a bit weird. Tunnels don’t photograph well so again no snaps.
We picked up the hire car we’d booked from Thrifty. They have a place right at the train station (so do most other car hire places in Greymouth) so it was quite convenient. And we were the first in the queue to get our car. This didn’t seem like a big deal – we didn’t run to the desk or anything – but by the time we’d finished signing for the car the line behind us was pretty big. Glad we got there first and it was so straightforward. The car is a wee Toyota Yaris automatic. It took a bit of getting used to – it’s been a few years since either of us drove an automatic.
Then we picked up some snacks and some anti-histamines (I kept hearing about sand flies) and headed south.
Unpleasant but visually stunning weather for our driving
We stopped off at Hokitika because it has a reputation for greenstone and SWMBO wanted to go to a particular shop there. (She bought a very nice necklace that I don’t have a picture of yet.) Then we continued south. I can’t remember where we stopped for lunch (Ross, maybe?) All I remember about the place was the sign that said ‘Tiocfaidh ár lá’ by the door. I hoped we’d managed to leave things like that behind… Seems we can’t get away from it even on the far side of the world.
Then we drove some more. It was a long enough drive from Greymouth to Lake Moerake. We did drive through Fox and Franz Josef, and stopped to pick up some information about the glaciers.
Finally we arrived.
Feetstagram, from our room at Lake Moeraki
Gerry was the same bundle of enthusiasm we’d met 10 years ago at Arthur’s Pass. We hadn’t met Anne before, but she’s lovely. This lodge also has an incredible setting – more west-coast rainforest than southern alps mountains, but stunning nonetheless.
Had a lovely dinner (the food here is every bit as good as at Arthur’s Pass) and then we headed out to see some glow-worms! We’d wondered about heading to one of the special places known for glow-worms when we were planning our trip here, but it didn’t make the final cut. We were surprised when Gerry said they had a colony of them so close to the lodge. I thought they were rare things – and maybe they are, but there they were, in the trees near the lodge.
Seeing them in the trees at night is very pretty, but I failed to capture the scene on my wee phone camera. They’re not really very pretty up close though!
This strip of dangly lines with globules is what a glow-worm actually looks like. Not so pretty now…
I asked about the glaciers, and maybe doing a heli-hike. It feels wrong to be coming to Lake Moeraki and not spending all day doing the Lake Moeraki activities, but we missed out on visiting a glacier last time we were in New Zealand so I didn’t want us to miss out a second time if we could avoid it. Trips are very weather dependent, and we were only going to be in Lake Moeraki for 2 days (3 nights) so I wanted to maximise our chances of seeing a glacier. Anne said she’d see what she could do and we should check with her around 9am.
Tsk. Google Fit wouldn’t even round that up and give us credit for 3 hours activity.
Sophie was in charge of breakfast this morning. Sophie and Aaron were a couple we met at Arthur’s Pass – they were stopping off at that Wilderness Lodge to see the place before heading to Lake Moeraki to start work at this Wilderness Lodge. They’re lovely.
Aaron and Sophie on the sheep activity at Arthur’s Pass
We had our breakfast and as we were finishing (around 8:30am) Anne came to find us. She said she’d phoned the people she would recommend and there were spaces available on the heli-hike today, weather permitting. They hadn’t been running the helicopters yesterday so it seemed a good idea to take the opportunity when it was presented. We phoned the company and gave credit card details to book our places. I was really grateful Anne made this so easy – it would have taken me a long time to find out who had good tours and a good reputation.
We were on the 11:50am heli-hike but the Fox glacier was a bit of a drive away so we headed out in plenty of time. We checked in, then we sat around in a Fox coffee shop, waiting… We didn’t want to go too far from the meeting spot, and there wasn’t much else to do.
Me, happy we’ve actually got tickets to go up a glacier!
We waited at 11:50am to hear if the heli-hike was still on. It’s very weather-dependent which means it can be called off at very short notice if the weather changes for the worse, and the weather that week had been changeable. There would be several further go/no-go checkpoints, but we got the go-ahead to proceed. Next step was getting kitted up, part 1. We were pretty well prepared – lots of layers, waterproof coat, gloves, walking trousers, hats and so on, so we didn’t need anything at this point. Then it was a bus trip to the helicopter pads and getting kitted up part 2. We had good stout walking boots, but they made us change to their boots because they knew they fitted the crampons. I’m pretty sure ours would have been fine but we changed them anyway just to be sure.
Then we were weighted in groups, with our backpacks, to make sure there were no weight issues with the helicopter.
Finally we waited for the next go/no-go to board the helicopter.
Ready and waiting
We boarded the helicopter and got the final go-ahead, and took off! As I mentioned a while ago, New Zealand certainly does provide plenty of opportunities for confronting fears.
My view from the back seat of the helicopter
After a very, very short helicopter ride, we were on Fox glacier!
‘Oh, just a waterfall in the distance.’ Another spectacular view.
I honestly wasn’t sure what to expect from being up a glacier. OK, I expected it to be cold and icy, but beyond that I wasn’t sure if it would be a tourist thing like the moving walkways past the Crown Jewels (I hoped not), or a hardcore ‘Here’s your ice pick, head six miles that direction and we’ll see you in two hours’ (again, I hoped not). Turns out it was nicely balanced in the middle.
You can see the glacier is really just a big river of ice
The final part of kitting out was getting our crampons attached. These were some Serious Crampons – I’d expected spikey but the spikes on these stuck out quite a lot. My trousers suffered some war wounds from these crampons, in the line of duty. It would have been horrible without them though – they were very useful. I still sometimes got unbalanced, but it was because my feet stuck unexpectedly rather than slipping.
SWMBO The Explorer
I was genuinely surprised at the number of people wearing jeans though. Jeans are terrible for walking in bad weather – they really hold the water, they take a very long time to dry, and while they’re wet they chafe away at your skin. The guiding company says pretty clearly on all its literature not to wear jeans. Nonetheless, over half of the people on the heli-hike wore jeans… Takes all sorts, I suppose.
You know that bit in The Simpsons, where Homer points at a stupid warning label on something and says with pride ‘That’s there because of me…’? Well, that comes to mind whenever I hear some warnings these days, like today’s ‘Do Not Use Selfie Sticks When Getting Out Of The Helicopter’. You have to wonder who thought (or didn’t think) shoving a selfie stick up near the rotors was a good idea. When I asked the guide about it he just shook his head wearily and muttered about the daftness he’d seen.
SWMBO explores a crevasse in the ice
The guides took us to different bits of the glacier, just to show us the different areas. I was very impressed by the guides – they were knowledgeable and friendly, but they were really there for safety and they took that very seriously. The whole operation felt very safe to me. Just to be careful I’d taken note of where the emergency equipment stash (tents, cookers, rations and so on) was buried.
We both had big grins on our faces all the time
The variety of colours was just amazing. The ice in the caves genuinely was blue in parts!
It’s pretty clear I don’t know what to do with my pole in the photo
I mean, just look at the colours and textures in this crevasse:
All the blues and greens of the oceans…
SWMBO exploring a natural ice tunnel
There were lots of interesting experiences on the glacier, but here’s one of my favourite bits. There was a natural ice tunnel that had been vetted and secured, and we could go through. We had to go up a bit of an ice wall, and then lean over and move along a slanted crevasse. I knew it was quite safe but it still felt a little claustrophobic. And it was surprisingly hard work! Some folks declined to do it, which is understandable, but we did it!
SWMBO after defeating the ice tunnel
The ice tunnel from a little further away
Every so often there was another unexpected site.
A tremendously blue pool, sitting among scarred ice
New Zealand really is ridiculously photogenic, so we chose to capitalise on this by inserting ourselves in a picture of the pool and the waterfall.
Us, surrounded by natural beauty
After a couple of hours on the ice, we headed back to the landing zone. Up until now I hadn’t realised it was a landing zone, but I can’t think of a better term for it. It’s not a helipad, landing strip or airport, just the place where the helicopters were landing that day.
Our party heads back to the landing zone
Then we waited at the landing zone for a while for the weather to clear up – there were some squalls that they weren’t comfortable flying through, but after a matter of minutes they were gone and the helicopters brought us away from the cold of the glacier.
The glacier ice flows from the valley on the left to the valley on the right
I thought the whole thing was an incredible experience. I was (and still am) conflicted about the notion of putting tourists on the glacier, and especially doing it by helicopter. Is it damaging? Would it be better to keep everyone off it? I still don’t know, but I did enjoy the day.
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Soundtrack: (I Wish I Was In) Carrickfergus. It’s not that I’m particularly homesick – they played this in the lodge! It wasn’t a deliberate thing, the song was just on the big playlist they were playing and it struck a chord with us.
Google Fit stats:
Activity: 26 minutes
Distance: 1.1 km
A really lazy day today. We’d planned to have a quiet day to ourselves today, even before the big leg workout we did yesterday. After yesterday we both felt like a day off from planned activities. We’d had scheduled events and plans ever since leaving Norn Iron so time off to just sit, read and relax was something we looked forward to.
So, we had a lie-in this morning, and when we got up it was a bit windy and damp. Also I discovered some strange scratches on my leg. I’ve no idea how I got them, but I blame the big climb we did coming back from the Mount Rolliston view at lunchtime yesterday. I’m accumulating blisters, bruises and scratches as this holiday goes on.
We headed to the lodge for a late breakfast. Not that late – I think it was 9am – but late for us.
The worst weather we’ve seen in New Zealand
Once we got to the lodge it started raining. Quite a bit of rain fell. I’d made a point of telling Michael that we never really experienced bad weather in New Zealand, so the tales of bad weather here were just stories to scare away the tourists. So when it started raining today I tried to pretend it was Michael on the roof with a hose. It was hard to deny all the clouds though.
After breakfast we had more tea, then read a bit in the lodge itself where there was a wifi connection.
I’ve avoided Twitter all holiday. I find it can be a real time sink and I didn’t want to waste precious New Zealand time. Internet access at the lodge isn’t great either – it’s all provided via a satellite over Malaysia, so latency is pretty big. It’s still usable, but the folks at the lodge apologised repeatedly for how bad it was. I didn’t mind. The opposite, in fact – I worry what the lodge would be like if there was fast wifi. Maybe I’d spend too much time head-down staring at a tablet instead of being sociable or taking in the incredible view.
After a while we went back to the room to laze a bit more. As I said, it was a very lazy (and sore-legged) day, with lots of reading.
SWMBO tried the bath. New Zealanders do seem to pay a lot of attention to baths and showers. I like this.
Not as complicated as the Rotorua shower, but quite complicated enough
By now the weather had cleared up considerably, and the sun even came out.
A panorama from ‘Our Spot’
So we headed out to the Valley Lookout, where we were married 10 years ago. I think we’ve come to think of it as ‘Our Spot’. It’s a lovely place, with lovely views and lovely memories.
We brought our packed lunch and sat there for a while, just enjoying the Spot. We had to wear our fleeces, not because we were cold but to keep the sun off us. We hadn’t put sunscreen on because it didn’t look necessary for the day but the sun seemed determined to prove us wrong.
‘Ooh, get him. He’s experimenting again. Using both cameras at once this time…’
Also, while out there I was bitten by a sand fly. Michael says I should be prepared for more of that when I get to the lodge at Lake Moeraki… Must get some antihistamines, because the bite really itched.
‘OK, so he’s got a tripod. He really needs a spirit level too, mind.’
SWMBO was very tolerant while I sorted out the tripod and camera. I’ve only been taking pictures with my phone camera this trip (an LG G4), and it has some nice features. The picture-in-picture that uses both cameras at the same time is… interesting. The timer is handy too.
One feature that didn’t really work for us was the voice activation where you ‘Say Cheese…’ to take the photo. The idea is that you frame yourselves in the photo to take a selfie, and instead of having to press a button you just say ‘Cheese’ and the camera hears it and takes the snap.
It never worked for us.
It would always trigger when we were testing it, but whenever we framed things to actually take the photo it wouldn’t detect the sound.
We gave up and used the timer.
Us. At ‘Our Spot’. On our 10-year anniversary.
After all that intense inactivity, we went back to the room to relax some more.
Then it was dinner time. All the other guests that were staying at the lodge had left earlier that day, so we were now the only guests. We had the entire lodge to ourselves! Instead of putting us in an empty restaurant, Clare set up a table just for us beside the fire.
Anniversary dinner, by the fire
I took snaps of the anniversary dinner menu we had too.
Starter and main course…
…followed by dessert
I had a great day, spent with my best friend.
Happy Anniversary, pet!
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I’m increasingly skeptical of those Google Fit stats. We walked a long distance today (‘uphill both ways’) and I’m exhausted.
7:30am - 8:30am: Special Plants and Birds of the Mountain Beech Forest Explore the forests that surround the Wilderness Lodge with our naturalist guides on an easy walk with great views. Look for riflemen, New Zealand's smallest bird, bellbird, falcon, tomtit, and creeper. Search for orchids, beech seedlings, and rare mistletoe. Discover the beech forest invading the surrounding shrublands, and learn about Maori and European sheep farmers who pioneered this area. This is a great walk to become familiar with the Waimakariri Valley.
Up and out for a pre-breakfast nature walk. Spring is, well, ‘springing’ here so the days are getting longer and we were out just after everything was waking up. It’s great to get a guided tour with someone who knows all the plants and animals – they’re different from the ones we’re used to, even if some of the names have been re-used.
SWMBO and Michael examining something. (I’m keeping my distance until I know it’s safe.)
‘The Bush’ always had a glamorous ring to i when I heard it growing up, making me think of jungles and rainforests. The Bush in Arthur’s Pass is a forest that would feel familiar to anyone from back home.
(Not very) Deep in the Bush
There were lots of little touches hidden away that we’d have missed if Michael hadn’t pointed them out.
Evil, evil fungus. (My dislike of mushrooms carries over to fungi in general, apparently.)
I don’t think we ever heard a rifleman, but lots of other birds were making their presence known. But even though the forest felt familiar, there were plenty of strange sights and sounds.
A very confused tree
I couldn’t handle a second Musterer’s Breakfast (they’re very big) so I settled for something smaller – a mound of pancakes and bacon. That set me up for:
10:00am - 1:00pm: Waterfalls & Alpine Plants of Arthur's Pass Drive with our guide to the summit of Arthur's Pass on this short nature trip. Walk a lovely nature trail on the main divide of the Southern Alps, to discover waterfalls and gardens of the world's largest buttercup, daisies, insect eating wetland plants, mountain foxgloves, strange grass and turpentine trees, and pygmy pine, the world's smallest pine tree.
We deviated from the script a bit on this one. It all started out normally with the trip to the far side of the pass. It’s fascinating that the weather there was so different – it changed in just a few short kilometres.
The far side of Arthur’s Pass. I think they chose the right side to build the lodge on.
We stopped for a quick look out over the far side of the pass, and pretty much immediately a Kea parrot popped over to say ‘Hi’. Then a second one arrived. Birds in New Zealand didn’t have the built-in fear of mammals for a long time but I thought they’d still be generally cautious. These guys stayed a little out of arms reach but showed more curiosity than fear.
A shivering SWMBO eyes up a Kea, who in turn is eyeing up SWMBO
It wasn’t a curiosity like ‘I wonder what they’ll do next’ or ‘Do they have anything to eat’. Apparently (according to Michael) it was more likely a ‘Do they have anything I can chew, and if so how do I get it?’ kind of curiosity. Keas are noted for their destructiveness around here…
‘Go on, give me a rubber washer or something.’
In these photos you see a dull green and brown bird, but what I didn’t capture was the brilliant flash of colour you see when they fly. It’s like nature gave them a cammo coat to protect them but left them colours on the underside of their wings to allow them to taunt ground predators as they flew away. This would make (a slightly twisted) sense, if only New Zealand had ground predators. Which it doesn’t.
After this we headed in to the Arthur’s Pass National Park.
I find flowing water fascinating even if no-one else does
There’s a nice little well-maintained path through the park. (All the paths we took in New Zealand were very well maintained. We could learn a lot from these folks.)
More flowing water. I like it.
It really is all so picturesque that it’s easy to forget how remarkable it all is.
Just another spectacular view
The path led to a nice spot by a river, with a great view of Mount Rolliston. It was a lovely spot, and it’s where we had our packed lunches.
SWMBO at the river
The view of Mount Rolliston and the river, from the lunch spot
The whole area was quite breathtaking. It was a fairly easy walk too, along the nice path. I think Michael was lulling us in to a false sense of security.
Stunning scenery, everywhere we looked
The walk back was less easy. Instead of going back the way we came, Michael suggested taking the ‘path’ along the crest of one of the ridges. I think it was because he noticed I was wearing Meindl boots, same as him. Anyway, going ‘off path’ doesn’t scare me or SWMBO and the variety of a different route back seemed nice.
It was nice, don’t get me wrong. It was just tough. Some of the ‘up’s were very, very up. Muddy, slippy, and with some very steep areas. Fun but tiring. (Too tiring for me to take any photos, apparently.)
But we did it. We got back to the minibus tired but happy.
Then Michael asked if we wanted to see the Devil’s Punchbowl, a famous waterfall in these parts. Of course we said yes. It’s quite a sight.
The Devil’s Punchbowl, seen from where we parked
It is a remarkable sight. Unfortunately for us, it’s a remarkable sight that’s quite far from (and quite far above) the car park. And New Zealand is great with paths, as I mentioned, but paths weren’t enough to get you to the Devil’s Punchbowl – they had to provide stairs.
Stairs. Lots of stairs.
SWMBO and Michael coping just fine with All The Stairs
There were a lot of stairs. I know I keep going on about it, but there really were, and this was after the ups and downs of the walk back in Arthur’s Pass National Park. It’s fair to say that stairs and I are not friends.
The Devil’s Punchbowl waterfall was totally worth the effort though.
The outflow of the Devil’s Punchbowl
I do like watching water flow, and this waterfall was beautiful. The viewing platform was positioned just at the edge of the spray so viewers got just a little damp.
A much closer view than from the car park
SWMBO, unperturbed after climbing all the stairs
We came back tired, so we rested for a while until:
5:00pm - 6:30pm: Broad Stream Gorge River Cascades Adventure A guided walk east of the Lodge across glacial landscapes and river terraces to discover special river and bluff plants, and the hanging valley of Broad Stream which has now cut down into this soft sandstone called Greywacke. We walk up Broad Stream through mossy forest, past river cascades to an outcrop of fossil-bearing Argillite or mudstone.
This was a nice gentle walk along the Broad Stream. Much more gentle than the earlier walk! Meg ran along beside us, and sometimes ahead of us, just to keep us company. Occasionally she’d spot something – a rabbit maybe? – and she’d disappear for a few minutes. I’m not sure what ever happened to the rabbits.
Meg, as a reminder, is a sheepdog, not one of the guests.
Once we got to the right part of the river bed, we started looking for fossils. Michael said they were rare, but sometimes if you cracked open a dark argillite stone you’d find a fossil inside.
Cue lots of stone-smashing…
We didn’t break all the argillite stones though – we left at least a few for the next batch of guests.
And we didn’t find any fossils. It wasn’t for the lack of trying.
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This is the bit we’ve been looking forward to - staying at the Wilderness Lodge in Arthur’s Pass.
We got married there 10 years ago and it was such a wonderful place. The people, the availability of walks, the accessibility of nature, the luxury… It all came together in this place. And we got married there too! I know I keep repeating that but it’s only because I find it so hard to believe.
We left Chateau On The Park early - 07:30! - to get the train.
You can see how unpractised we are at selfies here
It doesn’t sound that glamorous - ‘Trains, meh’ - but the scenery is stunning. Back in 1988 the TranzAlpine (as it is known) was voted one of the top 10 short train journeys in the world. It still markets itself as one of the world’s great train journeys and I understand why - the sight of the Southern Alps getting closer and closer, and then travelling through the pass (and the long tunnel), leaving the Southern Alps behind, is beautiful.
‘See those mountains? That’s where we’re going…’
Somehow, on the ridiculously short walk from the hotel to the van, or the ridiculously short walk from the van to the train, I managed to get a blister on my toe. I’d even put on my bloody guaranteed anti-blister socks to stop this kind of thing. They didn’t work. I blistered. SWMBO reckons I should put myself forward as a tester for anti-blister technologies. This doesn’t bode well for all the walking we’re likely to do around Arthur’s Pass.
The TranzAlpine has an open car for better views of the scenery. We went there early on to catch our first glimpses of where we’re heading. It was busy even then, and very blustery.
There were so many people there it was hard to get a view of anything. So instead we went back to our seats, safe in the knowledge that the views everyone else was trying to capture on the train were views we’d have to ourselves for the next four days.
The view out our side of the carriage
The view out the other side of the carriage
10 years ago when we got off the train at Arthur’s Pass, we were the only two passengers who got off and our two pieces of luggage were the only pieces that came off. This time, well, our two pieces of luggage were still the only ones that came off but in total 91 people disembarked at Arthur’s Pass. 89 of them were getting buses for different tours around the place. Again only the two of us were going to stay in Arthur’s Pass.
And as before, the Wilderness Lodge had someone waiting to meet us from the train and take us to the lodge. Michael, for it is he, is Gerry’s son - Gerry and Anne own both the Wilderness Lodge here and the one at Lake Moeraki (next stop on our trip). It seems that these days Gerry and Anne spend most of their time running the Lake Moeraki lodge, with Michael and his sister Clare running the Arthur’s Pass lodge.
I should probably tell you a bit about the Wilderness Lodge. It is, simply, the best place I’ve ever stayed. That’s down to a combination of things. The attitude to the natural environment is wonderful - they really make an effort in protection and conservation. There’s the setting, in the snow-covered Southern Alps, which is just beautiful. Then there’s the people - all the people have been remarkably friendly, knowledgeable and willing. And then there’s the luxury of the place.
It is, however, an expensive place to stay. It’s fair to say that there is much included in the price, like the exceptional dinners, that you would otherwise have to pay for. Even so the price is high. We really wanted to go here so we saved up for it, but I definitely got the feeling that most other guests were wealthy and were well used to this kind of luxury. My ‘Imposter Syndrome’ was in full flow while I was here. I was sure everyone else could tell.
We were lucky to have our room upgraded from the type we stayed in before to the new ones that were just being built when we were here last. These new rooms are gorgeous.
My first feetstagram!
The view from the lodge is still stunning. The trees are a little higher than they were 10 years ago, the snow-caps on mountains are a little receded, and the Waimakariri river still flows a little lower along its braided bed.
Our view of the Waimakariri and the mountains, every day
I love this place, and not just because we got married here. We got lots of congratulations for that from the other guests here when we were introduced to them. That’s another interesting aspect of the Wilderness Lodge - because it’s so small, you get to know the other guests.
We arrived, settled in to the fentestic room, and then took the short walk out to the Valley Lookout where we got married.
Note to self: Don’t take selfies with the sun behind you
It was lovely just to sit there and breathe the fresh air. The last few stops on our holiday had been troubling from an air-quality perspective:
Kuala Lumpur - smoke from the Indonesian forest fires
Rotorua - sulphurous stink from the geothermal activity
Christchurch - dust from the considerable ongoing construction activity
The air in Arthur’s Pass was wonderfully clear to breathe.
Our room was in the building on the right
Then we went back to the room and I had a nap. The lack of sleep the last few days had accumulated to the point where I needed it. SWMBO just took the time to read a bit. The nap must have done me some good, because I was up and ready for the afternoon activity.
That’s one of the distinguishing aspects of the Wilderness Lodge - they have ‘activities’. There’s a morning activity, usually from 7:30am - 8:30am before breakfast, and an afternoon activity, usually from 5:00pm to 6:30pm. These are free to join, or at least are included in the price.
This afternoon’s was:
5:00pm - 6:30pm: High Country Sheep Station Discovery Tour
Join us to help muster sheep with Border Collie sheepdogs. We will teach you about different types of super-fine merino wool and feed our tame rams. A good chance to explore a large farm and learn about High Country life.
‘There’s wool on them there sheep…’
We were taken through a lot of the process of farming sheep - albeit at a very high level - and some of the economics involved. It seems hard work and there's not a lot of profit in it. It made me glad I basically type for a living instead of having to do Real Work. It turns out I’m not a natural at this kind of thing.
Don’t give up the day job
We did get to meet Meg the sheepdog. She’s still learning her trade. Haven’t seen Tess yet. Tess, one of the sheepdogs we met 10 years ago, is still around but a lot less active now that she’s 10 years older.
Wool. All that effort, for this.
The lodge is quite far from most other places so breakfast and the evening meal is included in the price. The food is excellent - here’s an example of the evening menu:
While it’s possible to just have a table to yourselves in the restaurant, some guests (like us) opt to sit at a communal table and chat. It’s fascinating to hear the stories of some of the other guests. We chatted during the meal and afterwards, then went back to the room for a moderately early night - we wanted to be ready for kayaking.
Google Fit stats:
Activity: 3 hours 26 minutes
Distance: 8.3 km
The braided river bed of the Waimakariri
No pre-breakfast activity today, but a hearty Musterer’s Breakfast (basically a huge plate of meat) had me ready for the morning activity of kayaking.
9:30am - 2:00pm: Limestone Castles, Easy Kayaking, Rare Plants and Desert Landscapes - a guided high country discovery of the dry lands east of the lodge
Journey in our minibus to the driest landscapes of the high country shaped by glaciers and water into amazing limestone overhangs, outcrops, caves and streams inhabited by some of New Zealand's rarest plants. We travel down valley and walk for 30 minutes up a gentle hill on Cora Lynn station for grand mountain views. We then explore in our safe, stable kayaks lovely Lake Pearson to look for Crested Grebe, NZ Scaup, Paradise Ducks, and other wetland birds. We visit the Cragieburn Forest Park for a forest restoration project and for lunch and continue east to Cave Stream and Castle hill where we explore an area of great significance to the early Maori and the site of the earliest European settlement of the upper Waimakariri. We will walk for 1-2 hours amongst amazing shaped limestone.
Sounds like a lot of fun, right?
‘Where we’re going, we don’t need roads...’
Ready for anything!
The last time we’d been kayaking was 10 years ago on this very lake.
Ready for anything, ten years ago...
It turns out that my kayaking hasn’t improved much in the last 10 years. Lack of practice probably has a lot to do with that. I coped, but I did manage to get another blister - this time on my thumb. I guess that means I’m not a natural at this either. We did get to see the grebes though!
SWMBO with that post-kayak glow
Then a short drive. The walk among the limestone ‘castles’ was amazing. The scenery looked so unreal.
It really did look like this
It seemed unreal to me, but it might look a little familiar to you. This area was used in the filming of one of the battle scenes in one of the Narnia films. (I’m not certain which, but I suspect it was the main battle in The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe.)
No lions or wardrobes here
Get him, he’s panorama-ing again
It’s all ridiculously photogenic. You could take pictures for hours.
Ooh, he’s doing portrait-panoramas for landscapes now
I can picture a movie battle scene taking place here
On the way back to the lodge, we stopped off to pluck some pine trees. Pines are an invasive species here, and it’s much easier to remove them when they’re young. The lodge minibus often stops off at appropriate areas along the route so guests can spend some time removing pines. It’s a nice touch, and it lets people like me feel we’re doing at least a little bit to help the situation.
It’s at this point I’m really glad I applied P20 sunscreen. I’m not an outdoor person so all this activity in the sun would have left me with some significant sunburn. P20 saves the day again!
After all that we relaxed until the afternoon activity.
5:00pm - 6:30pm: McKay Moa Forest Discovery
A special trip across the Broad Stream footbridge to see rare riverbed plants, strange bluff daisies, and primeval 'inside-out' shrubs that have evolved to resist browsing by giant Moa birds, now extinct. This is a high valley, home to many wild pigs. There are superb views of the Upper Waimakariri Valley, the Lodge, and the rivers, so take your camera.
I forgot my camera.
There’s a small grasshopper that’s unique to this small section of river. They’ve even had folks from the university out to study it and confirm it’s a distinct species. We learned about it 10 years ago and it’s nice to know it’s still there. The area is very small and there are only around 200 of the grasshoppers in existence. They’re basically the same colour as the rocks (light grey) so they’ve very hard to spot, but if you watch your feet you can occasionally see one of the grasshoppers getting out of your way. SWMBO has some nice photos of it 10 years ago and today.
Finally today we were taken out for a look at the night sky in the southern hemisphere.
9:30pm: (if fine): The Night Sky and Southern Cross Walk
An easy walk after dinner to see the beautiful southern night sky.
10 years ago when Gerry showed us the constellations of the night sky, he used a torch to point out where to look. That’s not a great tool for the job, so when I got back to the UK I sent him a green laser pointer. Green beams are much more visible in the air, so they’re great for pointing out stars, and they were just becoming commonly available in 2005.
Nowadays New Zealand has introduced controls on who can point laser pointers at the sky, so Michael has had to get a license to allow him to do this. It was worth it though because it worked a treat here when he showed us how to spot the Southern Cross and figure out south.
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All the travel started taking its toll today. Even so, the Google Fit stats have picked up from their usual torpor level. I think the time difference has confused it so some of Monday’s activities appear to have bled into Tuesday’s stats.
The flight was uneventful (yay!) and it was a short taxi ride to the hotel. We stayed in Chateau On The Park because, well, that was where we stayed 10 years ago. It’s a nice hotel a little bit out from the centre of Christchurch. You have to cross Hagley Park to get to the CBD, but the park is nice so it’s a pleasant enough 20-30 minute walk. Also, they had a cat when we were here last time - Sebastian - who helped when SWMBO was missing her own wee furballs. Sebastian has passed on, so those duties have now passed to the current Hotel Cat, Gary. I think hotels having cats is a nice idea, even if part of me wonders if it’s just to keep the vermin count down.
We got to Chateau On The Park, dumped our bags and got ready to go out. Then SWMBO took a bit of a pre-migraine turn and needed to sit down. I think it was just tiredness and jetlag finally catching up with her - she had been on the go a lot. I went to the bar to try to find some crisis-worthy coke and crisps (salt and sugar sometimes help) and had to wait for the nice folks to get the keys to the bar because it wasn’t open yet. Finally succeeded and brought the ‘medicine’ back for SWMBO.
Medicinal snacking seemed to do the trick so we headed out soon after, just a little later than planned.
Christchurch suffered a lot in the 2010 earthquake, and was then devastated in the 2011 earthquake just a few months later. We loved Christchurch when we were here in 2005, before all the quakes, and were shocked by some of the scenes we saw on the news. My heart really went out to the people we’d met here.
It’s a lot flatter now than I remember
Even though we’d seen pictures and videos of Christchurch now, we still weren’t really sure what to expect. I’d heard that there was a lot of work going on in the city centre still, and it was still mostly demolition rather than construction. And I’d heard of the shopping mall made from shipping containers. And the cardboard cathedral. But even so, seeing the city so changed was a shock.
How the cathedral square looked 10 years ago
How the cathedral looked 10 years ago
We headed straight to the centre by the cathedral, since that was a lovely spot to congregate when we were here last time. Bits of it looked a little familiar but so much has changed. The tram lines are still there, the square is still open, and the cathedral is in the same place but… broken.
We both had lumps in our throats as we sat there looking at the cathedral square.
They haven’t decided yet whether to knock this down or fix it
When we were here 10 years ago we were surprised by the earthquake warning notice in the basement of the cathedral. Looking back now it seems like good advice.
Good advice from the cathedral basement 10 years ago
It’s clear that they want to rebuild the city, but that it’s taking time. I think what I was told about there being mostly demolition at the minute was a little out of date - folks say that things have improved lately and that the centre has come a long way in the last six months. I hope they’ve turned that corner. They do appear to have wanted to rebuild the city the right way, rather than the fastest way.
It was lovely to see small pieces of art work scattered throughout the city. When a lot of buildings have been removed, there’s a lot of space for temporary art installations. Frequently you’d come across something small and remarkable, often with a story behind it.
I thought this was a nice way of symbolising growth
By this stage we were getting a bit hungry and although the cathedral area was nice to see, there really wasn’t much happening. It used to be a hive of activity.
We decided to head to the Re:Start container mall for some food. I was a little worried that SWMBO was getting exhausted, and this wasn’t helped by much of the Re:Start mall being shut by the time we got there.
SWMBO and cats
I guess the lack of activity and the lack of restaurants was deliberate, to try to keep people out of the centre while so much work was ongoing. I should have thought of that. But I didn’t, so we were left walking around the Re:Start mall trying and failing to find somewhere to eat.
We gave up on finding somewhere serendipitously and opened Google Maps to try to find somewhere - anywhere - near us that would serve us. (By this stage I was tired and thirsty and SWMBO was very drained.) The mighty Google pointed us at Orleans which turned out to be a pretty excellent place for us. Just what we needed. Yay for free data roaming!
Then we walked back to Chateau On The Park and had an early night.
Up out and relatively early the next morning, across the park to the Re:Start container mall again. This time it’s open! It’s a really nice idea - all the shops and stalls really are modified shipping containers. I suppose it’s a quick way to put something together but it has an interesting, practical vibe. New Zealanders always come across to me as eminently practical, and Re:Start is just one example of this practicality.
There’s a genuine vibrancy about this place
Even though it’s quite early in our holiday this is probably the last good opportunity we’ll have for souvenir shopping. Other places will be smaller and probably much more touristy - selling the kind of tourist stuff we’re not really interested in.
Sometimes I like the idea that by buying stuff in Christchurch rather than elsewhere we’re more directly helping those folks who have stayed in Christchurch. Then I think that’s just me being up myself. Ah well. Still, we bought some wee things there, and we didn’t buy things we didn’t want just because we were there. And I resisted the urge to buy anything in the All Blacks’ store - I’m still hoping Ireland can surprise us all.
Our guide Clare, describing how things were and how things will be
Yeah, another New Zealand city, another bike tour. My bum still hasn’t recovered from the last one.
We met our guide Clare at 1pm at the Antigua Boat Sheds. And the bikes this time have gears. The gears proved troublesome for me and I don’t think it was just down to my inexperience.
An art popup
Clare had lots of tales of the earthquakes and the ongoing rebuilding. It was a more hopeful day than yesterday, hearing about the growth and the people rather than just seeing the devastation. Definitely worth doing, even if you can’t get the hang of the gears.
SWMBO and Clare at the cardboard cathedral
Late lunch was Lebanese souvlaki, once again at the Re:Start mall. It’s a nice place and, in truth, there’s little else around compared to 10 years ago.
The tram tours still run though, so we hopped on the tram to get a different view of the city.
I was too tired and zoned out to try taking a picture of anything outside the tram
By this stage exhaustion was catching up with me again and I zoned out a bit on the tram. Still, it was nice to see some more normal looking streets.
Nice to see a street that mostly survived the earthquakes
Then the very-long-feeling walk back to the hotel. It would’ve been a shorter, more normal walk if I hadn’t taken us in entirely the wrong direction for a bit.
The very tolerant SWMBO on our elongated walk back to the hotel
10 years ago SWMBO asked me if I wanted to eat at Dux de Lux. Of course I said yes - I like duck and ‘Ducks Delux’ sounded lovely.
Dux de Lux was a vegetarian and seafood restaurant. They didn’t, needless to say, serve duck.
How was I to know it was ‘Dux de Lux’ (something to do with the Duke of Luxembourg) and not ‘Ducks Delux’ (an awesome way of preparing a duck-based meal)? It’s not like I could hear that in the pronunciation!
Failing to learn from my mistake (kidding - it was lovely), dinner tonight was in Dux Dine. The original Dux de Lux was in an area that was closed to the public for a long time so the owner opened Dux Dine further out. This was very convenient for us because it was quite near our hotel. The food was once again delicious, and the beer and wine also really hit the spot.
Tomorrow we’re up early for the train to Arthur’s Pass. That’s the bit I really think of as the holiday - Arthur’s Pass. All the places we go before it are just preludes to the main event, all the places after it are nice additions. It was such a fantastic place 10 years ago, and I really want it to be just as good this time. I hope we haven’t built it up too high in our expectations.
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Another airport. We're checked in for our flight from Rotorua to Christchurch. It'll be our last flight for a while, something for which we are both very grateful.
I managed to catch some of the New Zealand rugby game. It was on at 7:30 in the morning, but y’know, jetlag and all that meant we were awake anyway. The All Blacks seem to be on scary form, as usual. Wonder if there’ll be an Ireland - New Zealand game while I’m here.
Saturday was another family day, this time for SWMBO's side of the family. Her uncle B moved out here many years ago, and has brought up his family here. I met B a few years ago but this is the first time I met the others.
SWMBO, B and me (looking like I could chew an apple through a tennis racquet)
SWMBO had talked about K, how she had lived in Norn Iron for a year when the whole family moved back, how she and J had come over to travel for a while when they were older, but I didn't know what to expect. I was even more surprised when I heard they were bringing their kids over to see us too.
First up, we went to Skyline. It’s a gondola/cable-car system to take you up to the top of the hill that overlooks Rotorua.
I suspect digital fakery, since the gondola was in the terminal when they took the picture
The gondola rides are a bit scary. I kept thinking of Where Eagles Dare. Time to confront that fear again.
(Looking up) ‘Hold me!’
(Looking down) ‘No, seriously, hold me!’
Everyone else was, of course, absolutely fine.
They also have a pretty cool ride up there - The Luge:
It’s more fun than it looks here
Safety first! (No, the luge didn’t damage my teeth. They’re always like that.)
It’s basically a simple gravity-powered cart. You get a brake and handlebars to steer and that’s it. ‘Kids’ ride!’ you say? I say ‘Yeah, probably’ but it was still a lot of fun. We all had a go. It turns out SWMBO’s uncle B is a bit manic on the luge. He was the biggest kid of all.
And every time you get to the bottom of the luge, you get to ride a ski-lift kind of thing to the top again.
What was that about confronting fears?
Yes, it turns out there’s a lot of potential for fear-confronting over here.
Lunch portions were huge. SWMBO and I both looked at the picture of what we were ordering and were gobsmacked when what we got was three times the size. I wonder if this is a general New Zealand thing.
What do you mean, ‘cheesey’?
Right next to the base of Skyline there’s a small wildlife park called Rainbow Springs. It wasn’t too late in the afternoon so we went there too. There was a, let’s call it a ‘minor tussle’ over paying entrance here. I feel bad about these guys coming to Rotorua to show us around so I really didn’t want them to have to pay as well. B was, well, quite insistent. Cue a scene the person taking the money described as ‘from The Hunger Games’. In the end I gave in. My excuse is that I didn’t think I could win without hurting him.
They have all sorts of native New Zealand wildlife - parrots, parakeets, and a couple of kiwis. And a very ugly fish:
A very ugly fish
While we were watching, this fish (or one of its brethren) attacked a duck that landed on his pool. I’ve never seen a fish attack a duck before. I’m still pretty surprised about it. I felt sorry for the duck.
It was getting near closing time when we got to the kiwi enclosure. The enclosure is kept dark during the day, so you can watch the nocturnal kiwis going about doing kiwi things without having to come along in the middle of the night. While we were in the enclosure, they said they were going to bring the lights up to simulate daytime and let the kiwis know it was time to go to sleep. This was great (‘fentestic’?) and we were able to get a much clearer view of the kiwis than we otherwise would have. Lucky timing!
After that, we went on the Big Splash ride.
Everyone else looks like they’re having fun. I look in abject terror.
We got wet. Some of us got wetter than others.
I may have looked worse, but it’s my camera!
As well as the drenching, B lost his cap. This was apparently a Big Deal - the hat was a gift. We couldn’t find the cap, even though we knew where it came off, and B was pretty inconsolable. After stopping the ride a couple of times and poking things with a pole the staff were able to find and retrieve the cap, with only a moderate amount of duck poo smeared into it. Happy B!
B’s trousers were a little damp from the ride too, but the sun coming through the window in the cafe was warm so he stood up on the chair to angle his trousers at the sunbeam. Then he moved the trousers a little to encourage drying.
Put simply, he stood on the chair and twerked at the window.
The lady at the table outside the window got up and left.
B, who was facing the other way to twerk at the window, was oblivious to all this.
After that we got a lift back to our motel and said our goodbyes. Had a great day with them all - the kids were little angels the whole day, it was the grown ups that were trouble... OK, let me be honest here – it was me and B that were trouble.
Rotorua has a street they call Eat Street, where there are a lot of bars and restaurants. SWMBO picked a place (after some considerable research over the previous month, I suspect) Atticus Finch. The food was excellent, and they had a nice range of cocktails. It seemed to me a glaring omission that they didn’t have a cocktail called ‘Tequila Mockingbird’. I feel like I should start a campaign to get them to create such a cocktail and add it to their list.
Atticus Finch’s menu is crying out for a Tequila Mockingbird, isn’t it?
Then it was back to the motel, a short dip in the hot tub, then bed.
Sunday arrived and it was the first day in a while where we had no travel scheduled and no relatives to see. A day off and a lie-in!
And then the hot tub again.
I get sore feet. Plantar fasciitis is the official term, but really for me it just means my feet get sore. Anyway, the regular hot baths in Rotorua mineral water seems to really help ease the pain. Long may that continue - I reckon SWMBO will have me walking a fair bit.
In absence of anything planned, we took a taxi out to the Maori village Whakarewarewa. I was a bit worried about this. It would be easy to see this ‘living village’ as a display to point and laugh at, or something put on just to get the tourists in. I was relieved when it didn’t feel like that at all. It does come across just as they say - a living Maori village, surrounded by geothermal features, that you get to walk around and ask questions about.
Oh, just a geothermal vent letting off steam next to the buildings
The buildings really are separated by lots of geothermal features. They said they can’t bury bodies in the village because if they dig 3 feet below the surface the geothermal activity can be too much.
Ooh, get him, taking a fancy panorama with his phone
You can take a tour of the village with a guide and get some corn cooked in the geothermal steam. We took the tour (it was good). We didn’t get any corn. That bit had closed by the time we were done asking questions and walking around. Ah well.
I learned a bit about the Maori language here too. The letter ‘r’ is rolled. (I was told to roll it like I was a kid pretending I was shooting a machine gun.) I was surprised the first time I heard Rotorua pronounced Rrrotorrrua. The ‘wh’ combination is pronounced as an ‘f’. So, Whakarewarewa is (I believe) pronounced like Faka Rrrewa Rrrewa.
I didn’t know whether to generally pronounce words with the ‘r’s with the rolling or not. It’d be pretty clear I was new at it if I tried, but would ballsing it up be worse than not trying? And should it depend on who I’m speaking to? Generally I aimed for what I figured was the least offensive option for the person I was speaking to. I hope I got it right.
Korotiotio means ‘grumpy old man’. Make up your own joke here.
While we’re on the subject of language, people here - in Rrrotorrrua, not just Whakarewarewa - use the word ‘geothermal’ as a noun. I guess when they talk about it so much it’s easier to shorten ‘the geothermal activity’ and ‘the geothermal feature’ to just ‘the geothermal’. Seemed odd to me at first but I got used to it.
I can see why they did it to terrify the enemy (or their opponents, in the case of the All Blacks). It is quite intimidating to be on the other end of it.
Each of the moves, each of the actions has a meaning, so the wide eyes and the tongue are significant. Overall it’s a challenge, and Kerry (the ‘fentestic’ guide) said yesterday that doing the haka at games was the All Blacks’ way of honouring the opposing team, of saying they were a worthy challenge. I like that idea, but it seems simpler to say it’s designed to scare the shit out of you. It did make me wonder why they were allowed to do it in tournaments when other teams don’t do anything similar.
Then I started wondering what the Ireland team could do, to intimidate the other team or to respond to the haka. All I could come up with was them dropping their shorts and mooning the other team. I don’t think that would go down well. (This is why I’m not in charge of any sports teams. Well, that and my lack of ability.)
This guy also sang an incredible version of Pokarekare Ana
Then we wandered around looking at more geothermals. (That still doesn’t sound right to me.)
I have no recollection of taking this photo
They have one big geyser called Pohutu that erupts regularly, and - strangely, I think - the smaller Prince of Wales Feathers geyser beside it always erupt first. So you can tell when there’s going to be big eruption soon just by watching the smaller one. Handy.
The Coriolis Effect is the observed curved path of moving objects relative to the surface of the Earth. Hurricanes are good visual examples. Hurricane air flow (winds) moves counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere. This is due to the rotation of the Earth.
According to that, the swirl in the vortex due to the Coriolis effect should be clockwise here in New Zealand. Here’s the (unedited) video of the vortex swirling anti-clockwise, just to prove to me that the Coriolis effect wasn’t at work here.
After all that Whakarewarewa-ing we headed back into Rotorua. Had a beer or two in Brew where a girl duo called ‘Aves’ were performing. Just two girls and an acoustic guitar, but they had a very good sound and presence. They did a kickass version of Take Me To Church. I find the verses in that song to be hard going, a bit of a plod to get through before the great chorus, but Aves carried it off well.
‘What are you looking at? You never seen a black swan before?’
Finished off with a dander down to the waterfront to see the black swans again, before back to the motel for another dip in the hot tub and bed.
Monday morning was my last chance to use the hot tub, so I did. That makes it 6 times I’ve used it - every morning and evening we’ve been in Rotorua. Feet certainly feel much better for it. I don’t know if it’s just the heat or if the minerals have anything to do with it, but I’m happy that my feet are happy.
Then we packed up and headed for the airport for the flight to Christchurch.
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We went to bed on Monday then got up for our first flight.
Then we went to bed in Kuala Lumpur and got nearly 5 hours sleep.
Finally went to bed again, this time in Rotorua. And now it's Saturday. Time really does fly. This also explains why we’re so tired.
The flight from Auckland to Rotorua was an internal New Zealand flight in a Q300, and it was a whole lot more relaxed than any of the other flights so far. Internal Air New Zealand flights are awesome - you wait until boarding, then you board, none of the herding and gathering nonsense that other carriers do. It was the most stress-free flight I’ve taken in years. Just as well because we didn’t get any sleep overnight in Auckland airport.
The moon and Venus from Auckland airport
We got to our Rotorua motel (the Malfroy Motor Lodge) about 10am and (since the room wasn't ready) immediately headed out to explore.
And then we did a 3-hour bike tour.
I'd heard that exercising once you arrive somewhere is a good cure for jet lag but I don't really think we needed one. We just needed to get some sleep.
Rotorua is beautiful but smelly. There are natural hot springs and geysers around the place which are lovely to look at but give the whole area a bit of a whiff. The sulphur in the hot springs gives a nasty rotten egg smell which is unpleasant but not as pervasive as i thought it would be. Or maybe there's an underlying smell but my nose has already acclimatised to it.
The park in the centre of Rotorua is quite spectacular.
I kept expecting Yoda to emerge from the swamp
Every so often there’s a pile of rocks in the path, with steam rising.
Probably best you don’t walk or cycle over the rocks. Or sit on them.
The sheer expanse and variety of the geothermal activity is beautiful and hard for me to wrap my brain around.
Steam rising from a geothermally-heated lake
The bike tour covered a lot of ground - I think we did 5 miles. I'm glad Rotorua is mostly flat! Kelly was the tour guide - a former chartered surveyor, he prefers taking bike tours these days. And everything was 'fentestic'. The black swans, the mineral pools, the mud baths, fentestic. I haven’t got used to the New Zealand accent yet so I found this funny. I hope Kelly didn’t notice.
SWMBO and Kelly getting ready to cycle
A government agency is creating an artificial wetland bank out of recycled plastic bottles. As if it's not cool enough creating the largest artificial wetland, it is seeded to spell out 'Rotorua' in very big letters. The plan is to transfer it up Lake Rotorua to the airport once the growth is complete, so that every plane taking off or landing sees it from the air. A lovely idea. Can’t see Belfast doing that for either of our airports.
After the bike tour we went back to the motel and finally checked in to the room. One of the reasons we picked this motel was it had a private mineral bath. SWMBO found the place and we both thought it might be nice to try it out. There are other places in Rotorua that you can go to for a mineral bath (like the Polynesian Spa) but that felt like a hassle - possibly an expensive hassle - compared to having one in the motel itself.
The Malfroy Lodge’s own little mineral pool
Boy did that turn out to be a great decision!
I don't really take baths much, preferring showers, and I've never enjoyed a sauna, but the hot mineral bath was great at easing aches and pains - especially my sore feet. I had a 30 minute soak last night, and a 20 minute soak this morning.
Then it was time to wash the minerals off using The Most Complicated Shower I’ve Ever Used. It was from Midocean Sanitaryware and it looked kindof like this one:
The Most Complicated Shower I’ve Ever Used
Awesome as the shower was, and incredible as the mineral bath was, I still have a sore bum from cycling. This is one of the many reasons I don’t like cycling.
That evening we bought some things from the Countdown superstore and then I watched S2’s team play netball in the tournament in Bangkok. Yes, I’m in New Zealand and through The Miracle Of The Internet I’m able to watch the live stream of a school tournament in Bangkok nearly 6000 miles away. This seems quite natural to youngsters these days but I still find it incredible.
After all that, sleep.
Now we’re refreshed, up and ready for the day. Today SWMBO’s uncle B is coming here with some of his family to show us around. I’ve met him but never the rest of the family. Terrified I’m going to make a fool of myself or embarrass SWMBO. Keep your fingers crossed!
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The previous flight got pretty rotten towards the end. Lack of sleep really affects SWMBO, and the headache it gave her was nasty. She got a couple of headache tablets and they helped, but it was getting off the plane that did the most good. It disappeared pretty quickly then, leaving just an extreme tiredness. She didn't even get the 2x20minutes I got on the flight, and I was so sleepy I was talking gibberish.
Anyway, off the plane into Kuala Lumpur airport. The airport is huge! It's so big it has an internal railway to take you between gate areas (not terminals). Side note - the one we took had American-Sounding Racist on it. Not sure what he made of all the 'foreigners' around him. We got through immigration pretty quickly, and our bags were among the first out (once we found the right carousel), and then we were out meeting J.
My sister J is great. She's one of those people who can light up a room just by entering it. I don't see her enough, and I feel guilty for that (it's my fault we don't travel more - I haven’t seen either sister in too long, and my other sister G lives much closer). So we decided to have a one-day stop over in Kuala Lumpur since that's where she and her family are living.
Our windscreen picked up a reptilian hitchhiker leaving the airport.
First on J's list was getting to her home for a brief relaxation, with an introduction to the two dogs (Sookie and Sidney), and the new cat. This wee cat was found outside in the street in a bit of a bloody mess. They've taken him to the vets, got him fixed up and are looking after him now. He still doesn't have a name. SWMBO has decided he's called Simon, and called him that repeatedly throughout the day. I'm not sure it has stuck.
SWMBO stringing 'Simon'
I was (and am) a bit worried about the cat. He hasn't been vaccinated yet (he has a respiratory infection the vet wants to clear up before vaccination) so I was worried being around him with things that had been around Fergus. And (since he has an infection) I was worried about taking things he'd sneezed on back to Fergus, infecting him too. This didn't seem to bother possibly-Simon, who would quite happily come up to me and chew my clothes. Or my toes. Or play-fight with my hand. Hope he gets better soon.
(Side note: cats in Malaysia often have a forked tail, and A tells me it’s prehensile too. That’s a worrying trend - I think the only reason cats tolerate us is because we can open the food sachets. If they can do it themselves, how long until they discard us?)
Next, J had booked us tickets for the Petronas Twin Towers. These are great to see, but visibility was quite poor - Malaysia has been plagued by a haze for a while now because of forest fires in Indonesia. The fires are far away, but so big and so intense that it's causing health problems and flight delays in Kuala Lumpur. When I heard this I started wondering if my light cough and dry eyes were a result of this haze rather than just a post-flight dryness. One more thing to add to the Checklist Of Worries. Another thing to add is that worrylist J and family all have to live with that haze every day.
Haze in Kuala Lumpur from the Indonesian forest fires, seen from the Skywalk of one of the Petronas Twin Towers
But yes, the towers are very high. We walked across the Skywalk (42nd floor, 170 metres up) and then went to the observation deck (86th floor, 350 metres up). Very impressive, but the haze meant we couldn't see as far as you normally can. J didn't come up the tower with us - she's done it before and she's not fond of heights.
Haze in Kuala Lumpur from the Indonesian forest fires, seen from the top of one of the Petronas Twin Towers
I wanted to get a picture of me and SWMBO on the observation deck, so I asked a kind passing Australian to take a picture using my phone. He tried but didn't really succeed, but I thanked him anyway and moved on. In a different part of the observation deck I asked a lady (also Australian) to take a picture of me and SWMBO. She said she couldn't (she was sitting because of an injured leg) but that she'd get her husband to do it.
She did. Her husband was the same Australian that couldn't take the photo last time...
In the end he did manage to take a photo. I had to point out the button to press, tell him not to touch the screen anywhere else, and to tap the button, not hold it in. But after that, we got a photo. It felt like an achievement. I prefer it to the green-screen photo they took of us before we went up the tower. That just felt cheesy. (Also, must remember to wear green next time I'm doing something like that, just to confuse the software.)
The photo, eventually
After the tower we had lunch. We all had Nasi Lemak, a local dish. I had the fish version, Nasi Lemak Penang. It wasn't particularly to my taste but I'm trying to try new things this trip. SWMBO had Chicken Nasi Lemak. Then a visit to a few shops for essentials and then it was back to J's home for The Most Glorious Two Hour Nap I've Ever Had. I felt a bit guilty for it since we were only in Kuala Lumpur for 24 hours, but by this stage I was talking nonsense and not thinking clearly so it was for the best.
After that it was just a relaxing afternoon and evening with family. S3 has grown into a beanpole since I saw him last - taller than me now, and very skinny. A's looking good these days too. H and M (A's brother and sister-in-law) came over for dinner too - I think the last time I saw them was 1996! Was lovely to catch up with them. That evening with family was just great, and reminds me that I should do things like that more.
This was followed by a whopping 5 hours sleep. I had no trouble dropping off.
Then it was up, re-pack and out for 6am. J's family were all flying out as well to watch S2 play in a tournament in Bangkok. I think the furthest I went for a tournament in school was Lisburn. They truly are living in a different world.
Checking in was lengthy but straightforward. I wanted to ask about an upgrade, given how hard we found sleeping on the previous flight, but this took us to a couple more desks and talking to people (not my strong point). In the end we found out it would be possible to upgrade but it would cost £350 each. Didn't think it was worth that.
Turned out OK though - we got Emergency Exit row seats, so plenty of leg room this time. And there's only two seats in this block rather than 3, so SWMBO and I have it to ourselves. I think she's managed to nap a bit this time by propping herself up against the window. This may annoy the man in the seat behind her, who paid for an exit-row seat and didn't get one.
Another day, another plane
And that's up to where we are now - inbound to New Zealand, a 13 hour flight scheduled to arrive about 3.5 hours from now.
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